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fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

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From Ritz to Rubble

dance-little-turner:

heckyeaharcticmonkeys:

dance-little-turner:

dance-little-turner:

heckyeaharcticmonkeys:

dance-little-turner:

seducemewithyourmathskills:

dance-little-turner:

Last night these two bouncers and one of em’s alright, The other one’s the scary

And his way or no way, totalitarian, he’s got no time for you, looking or…

And you can swap jumpers and make another move, instilled in your brain you’ve got something to prove

To all the smirking faces and the boys in black
Why can’t they be pleasant? Why can’t they have a laugh?

He’s got his hand in your chest, he wants to give you a duff

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insightings:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word

(Source: preys)

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cornerstorm:

HE SAID IT’S THE RED WINE THIS TIME BUT THAT IS NO EXCUSE

intensional:

when there’s a fire, don’t forget to stop, drop and pop it, lock it, polka dot it, country-fy it and hip-hop it

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